I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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