...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
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