Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
So many bounce houses so little time
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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