I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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