ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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