is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Randomize
