plz talk dirty to me
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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