She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Your penis caused this!
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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