I want to have your abortion
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I need to sanitize my soul.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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