like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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