belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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