i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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