Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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