I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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