Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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