What should our trivia night team be named?
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non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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