so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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