I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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