Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
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no you cant smoke seaweed
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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