I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
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There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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