and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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