I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
MIDGETS
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Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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