Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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