i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
then he tried to convert me to islam
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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