okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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