just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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