? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
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Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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