no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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