I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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