No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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