Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
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I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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