She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Well I just put wine in my tea
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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