Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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