the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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