I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I didn't notice because vodka
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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