If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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