When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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