therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
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My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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