dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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