One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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