Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
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I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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