just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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