Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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