I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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