The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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