She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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