He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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