He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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