Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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