Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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