she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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