found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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