I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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