Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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